Iftar and Witr

Original by T-Pain feat Akon
Spoof Lyrics written by Farid Alhadi

Verse 1
Woke up for Suhoor last night so I went to the mosque
Put on fresh white thoub and cologne so Im smellin Masha (MashaAllah)
Im just lookin for somewhere I can grub and pray my salat
If you know what I mean

Everybody prayin there soon as I stepped in the spot
200 brothers lined up prayin in jamaat
Smelled the curry in the back, Cereal, Oatmeal, thats hot
“Brother what is your name?”

Chorus
He gave us milk to drink
We at all his dates
And man I think he thinks Im
Full
I feel kinda weak from last fast
And man I think that
Its gon be fun at Iftar tonite

Ill pray Qiyam and Witr
If you’re lookin for me
We’ll have Iftar together
Aha, Okay
Ill pray Qiyam and Witr
If youre lookin for me
Well have Iftar together
Aha Okay

Verse 2
Just finished my Qiyam now Im feelin all good inside
Feel like I do some dhikr, pray some Fajr Imma be alright
On the real Im thinkin bout that homous imma grub tonite
Im just keepin it real

Got a long couple days, Fajrs comin in hella early
Chiken Tikka on my mind dog Im hella hella hella hungry
Jumaa, Have Iftar, Friday Night, Then Im gonna go and hit taraweeh
How do you think I feel

Chorus

Verse 3
Akhi Im sure you heard that I rarely ever come out
Less Im in the masjid, jumaa, ramadan no doubt
Then I felt that my heart was kinda empty, covered up with black spots
Now I feel like an alim, all pious, with my beard long kufi on top
Dont smoke, dont drink, thats why I dont be by the bar sidi
Just looking at different opinions, still I think hookas haram sidi
See the suns bout to set, Magrheb, can I get those dates for Iftar.
Bout to put this Yummy in my Tummy, be ready for my fast come tomorrow

Chorus